NEWS  AI  November 11, 2023  Reading time: 2 Minute(s)

Max (RS editor)

Move over, smartphones – there's a new kid on the block, and it's a $700 voice assistant box that's here to revolutionize the way you... press buttons and point cameras at people. Meet the Humane AI Pin, the love child of Google Glass and a 1990s pager, determined to replace your beloved pocket device.

Picture this: a sleek aluminum and glass box, proudly sporting a Qualcomm processor that may or may not be the tech world's best-kept secret. With 4GB of RAM and 32GB of storage, it's like the Clark Kent of AI devices, hiding its potential behind an unassuming facade.

But wait, there's more! The Humane AI Pin is screenless – except for the 720p laser projection system that magically transforms your hand into a smartwatch-like interface. Because who needs a smartphone screen when you can decipher a scrolling wall of text on your palm?

Now, about the AI – it's so advanced that it takes several seconds to answer basic questions. Need to know when the next eclipse is? Brace yourself for a wait that rivals a slow-motion montage. But fear not, the pin is armed with the power of OpenAI, ensuring that your commands, like "Catch me up," summon an AI secretary to summarize your messages. Because who has time to read emails when you can have your hand act as your personal projector screen?

But alas, there's a catch – no apps allowed. The Humane AI Pin boldly declares, "We don't do apps", leaving you at the mercy of whatever features the Cosmos OS decides to grace you with. Tidal enthusiasts, rejoice – your musical choices are limited to the 0–2 percent market share-approved streaming service. Sorry, Spotify, you had your chance.

And let's not forget the fashion statement this pin makes. Wear it on your shirt at chest level, pointing a camera at everyone you encounter. Who needs personal space when you have the undeniable allure of a device with two blinking lights in different colors? It's like a disco party, but on your chest.

In the end, the Humane AI Pin raises many questions – primarily, why does it cost $700? Is it the cutting-edge processor, the minimalist design, or the privilege of having a device that refuses to embrace the app revolution? Whatever the answer, one thing's for sure: this pin is not just a piece of tech; it's a lifestyle choice. So, gear up, early adopters, and get ready to embrace the future – one awkwardly placed camera at a time!

(Images by Humane)